Mhairi's bear hands hinder her keyboard skills.

Also Mhairi doesn't like writing much. Also Mhairi gets bored really easily.
Are probably the reasons that Mhairi won't be writing many blogs in this recent bandwagon of blogs. (Cara and Roseanne both recently started writing blogs = HELLO BANDWAGON)

Mhairi can't even manage to type < or = 140 characters semi-frequently, goddammit! Or tale a picture of herself, which requires no words, just pressing a button!! Man, she sucks. What a fuckface.

But wait, perhaps we should not be so hard on Mhairi. My personal suspicion is that she is some top secret government spy, or perhaps head of a lucrative hooker trafficking ring, or some genetic experiment to create the world's squarest human - most probably all three. As a result she is unable to divulge her whereabouts and activities for fear of assassination/arrest/ostracization from her peers/all three. In fact, I believe that mere knowledge of some of Mhairi's more personal activities would put her readers in grave danger and a state of moral outrage.

But even with these heavy burdens on her shoulders Mhairi, I am told, is still very keen to know what her friends are up to, as she loves them dearly. So this blog will probably be used to follow other blogs. And remember - Mhairi sucks for your own good.