I'm eaaaasy...

Easy like Sunday Morning. (That's pretty damn easy if you are interested Roseanne)

And the library isn't open on Sunday morning so I am stuck being unproductive as I need to smell of books and the taste of mass computers to focus my mind. They really should open on a Sunday morning, Sunday mornings are awesome, I'mma gonna get myself a bagel!

In other news, Yesterday morning also sucked for revison as I had a lovely evening with Ashley, her Canadian friend who's name escapes me, and OJ. (OJ is my new name for Owen and Jessica, they don't know it's their name yet, but I'm very pleased with it as a name.)

Also last night me and Face (Jason = Jase = Face, my god I am the nickname genius! -_-) watched Wolvereine. It was very awesome and explody and intense. We also ate icecream - so a good night all round.

Anyway but yeah, I really do need to revise, I'm starting to panic with all these exams and so little time left, geeee...

Ooooh, Redsocks tonight!

Thanks for reading,
love Mario (I hear-by apoint Ashley as second in comand of nicknaming)

FAIL

Man, today has been a revision fail but I'm writing this blog to get it all out of system so I will get to work. Anyway, things that are awesome and distracting:
1. Asher Roth - I Love College
Seriously guys... believe me, this song is awesome. I also enjoy its friendly safe-sex message. Guys - when it comes to condoms put two on.

2. Ben Goldacre of Bad Science
A new and extremely awesome chapter in your book, that I loved and was like the only book I read last year? For free? Why thank you Dr Ben! But seriously guys, you should all look at his site.

3. News... on-line!
Why did I ever read newspapers irl? (Because its easier and you get to eat your breakfast while doing it). On-line news has like everything in the paper versions but it also has people's comments which I really enjoy, they are like youtube comments which I also love!
Also! Guys did you hear Obama bought burgers for journalists?!?
"You guys are a cheap date" Lolz! <3 Obama

4. Wikipedia - I'm not going to link to wikipedia, I'm lazy.
I'm not even reading articals anymore, I'm reading wikipedia guidelines and reading talk pages of anything slightly contraversial. ITS AWESOME FUN!
List (within a list!) of life aims:
1. Make Baked Alaska
2. Make some sort of meaningful contribution to Wikipedia.
3. Do some maths revison.

5. Insaniquarium
Best, most adictive, most awesome game ever. (Okay, maybe not ever, but its pretty fun).

6. Jacoby Ellsbury mmmmmm....

Oh Cara, secret crush shame time - um, the founders of the Pirate Bay
Just a tiny tiny tiny bit okay!!
I think I have some sort of terrible nerd thing. Also maybe a terrible Swedish thing? Anyway yeah... dont judge me! D:

Well thats all folks, this was way more distraction than I meant it to be. I must return to maths because its feeling all sad and abandoned by me. Also owwww! Damn revison guilt!

Laters!

MAN ALIVE, Roseanne has made Mhairi write another blog.

Mhairi just wrote a long speel about worrying too much about the poor quality of her blogs and then deleted it becuase it was poor quality. Anyway, Mhairi feels this blog's quality could be improved by each section being different colours!

Mhairi visited Roseanne today, it was awesome to the extreame! It can be sumerised:
1. Full metal alchemist... ... FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
2. Cake that was an ovulation in your mouth

Hahahahah... hahahahahh... oh man.... hahahahahahah.

Also Roseanne's family was very very lovely to Mhairi. Every Watt is awesome, but particularly Roseanne, love for all!

Mhairi then spent some quality time with her mother - they drank cider and watched "In Bruges". Review!

The film was awesome - it was highlarious and had Colin Farrell being all Irish and hot. We all laughed really loudly, several times. I guess it was a "dark comedy" which is something I've never really liked - things should be funny or they should be distressing not a confusing combination - but it really worked in this film. I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and I was disstressed but then it was okay because I laughed some more. Also Bruges was awesome and me and mother are going to visit there one day.

Anyway, its sleeping time as Mhairi is going to the libary tomorrow morning. And then onto Jason's aunt's house where her and Jase are cooking. Mhairi really likes getting to visit Jason's reatives - they are like the realatives she has but live annoyingly far away! Also she hears they have a dog, dogs are cool.

Mhairi out!

Mhairi's bear hands hinder her keyboard skills.

Also Mhairi doesn't like writing much. Also Mhairi gets bored really easily.
Are probably the reasons that Mhairi won't be writing many blogs in this recent bandwagon of blogs. (Cara and Roseanne both recently started writing blogs = HELLO BANDWAGON)

Mhairi can't even manage to type < or = 140 characters semi-frequently, goddammit! Or tale a picture of herself, which requires no words, just pressing a button!! Man, she sucks. What a fuckface.

But wait, perhaps we should not be so hard on Mhairi. My personal suspicion is that she is some top secret government spy, or perhaps head of a lucrative hooker trafficking ring, or some genetic experiment to create the world's squarest human - most probably all three. As a result she is unable to divulge her whereabouts and activities for fear of assassination/arrest/ostracization from her peers/all three. In fact, I believe that mere knowledge of some of Mhairi's more personal activities would put her readers in grave danger and a state of moral outrage.

But even with these heavy burdens on her shoulders Mhairi, I am told, is still very keen to know what her friends are up to, as she loves them dearly. So this blog will probably be used to follow other blogs. And remember - Mhairi sucks for your own good.